JAWAN LADKI KE DOODH ME KYA HOTA HE?.. chutiya joke

Pathan Naukarani Se: "Tum Begam Se Jyada Maja Deti Ho"
Naukarani:"huzoor Ye to Apki Jarranawaji hai , Warna Sare Naukar to Kehte Hai Ki Begam Jyada Maja Deti Hai"
TAJA CHOOT AUR PETIPACK L@ND 
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Shadi Ke Baad SuhaagRaat ke Liye Pati Aur Patni Apne Kamre Me Gaye.
Patni Araam Se Bed Par Let Gayi Aur Pati Apne L@nd par "Cadbury Chocolate" Lagane Laga.
Patni Ye Dekhakar Boli:"Kya kar Rahe Ho?"
Pati:"Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Kucch Meetha Ho Jaye".

Wo kya cheez he jo Pakdne Par Lambi Ho Jati he 
Ab Kya Pariyon Ki Gaand Dekhega

Ek Bauna suhagraat ko kamre me jate hi Biwi se bola:"Chal Ghodi ban jaa"
Biwi:Ye Kaunsa Tarika Hai?
Bauna: "tarika Nahi he pagli, Darwaje Ki Kundi Lagani Hai"


Pathan Ke Abbu Pathan Ki Ammi Ke Liye Bra Lene Gaye
Dukan Wala: Size Kya he?
Pathaaaaaan Ke Abbu: Ab janab Size to Yun Samajh Lo Ki Pakdo to Anda Aur Chhodo To Aamlet.


A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office, "Am I looking young in this new outfit?"
Santa: Take this also off, you'll look like a new-born!

  Bio Teacher:Kya pnis Me Haddi Hoti Hai?
Ladki:Haan Ji Sir Hoti Hai
Pappu: Nahin Sir Nahi Hoti. In Ladkiyon Ko Kya Pta Inhe To Hamesha Khada Hi Milta He.
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Teacher: Sabse Jyada Calcium kiske Doodh me Hota He?
Pappu: Jawan Ladki ke Doodh me
Teacher:Wo kaise?
Pappu: Kyonki IsPar Munh Lagate hi Sharir Ke Un Hisson Me Bhi Jaan Aa Jati He Jinme Haddi Tak Nahi Hoti

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