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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee… neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee… Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa… Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..

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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife Tu agar kabhi de dhokha Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!

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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Judge – You are crossing the limits.Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge – How dare you call me saala?Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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