Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA
1chote bache ne kbhi apna pichwada nhi dekha
1din tchr ne uske pichwade pe khub mara.
bacha ghar k aine me pichwada dekhte hue bola
ALE BAP LE DO TUKLE KR DIYE
------------------Pakistan me sardar ne 1st yr Ka exam diya or usko jail ho gayi.!
Q.?
Paper me Swal tha Zardari kab paida huwa.?
Sardar ne jwab likha
"jab Unki Maa Chudi"
------------------Santa bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe
Lal rubr Bndhi ho,Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.
------------------New Style to Propose a Girl :-
Boy- Dekh Mai nahi chahata k mera ladka
bada ho k teri ladki ko line mare...
Girl- to m kya kru..
Boy- Tu Haa Bole To
'Dono ko bhai -bahan bana dete hai'
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